February 2012
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“Fuck your religion, you stupid bitch”
– Immortal Technique
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_H E L L / H E A V E_N
I think in the afterlife, people should be judged for the thoughts in their head rather than their actions in life.
A person’s thoughts are who they really are.
Sometimes, you’re actions in real life have little reflection on the thoughts in your head.
Small example. Just the other day I held a door open for this girl at school. Bitch walked right by and didn’t even say...
If I don’t like someone, it’s because I feel they should die,
painfully.
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this is fuckin’ horrible. I’m lacking a laptop and forced to work in my living room. I have to type a three page essay by tomorrow and I don’t even know where to start. I’m only here to bitch and complain. I really wish I didn’t break my laptop so I could sit comfortably in my room and type away.
NONONONONONONONO
Stuck in the living room with people walking and out,...
puppy-suicide asked: Your 'about' section made me laugh out loud! *thumbs up*
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Anonymous
To whoever wrote to me this morning, under anonymous, asking if I went to SMC. Yes, I do. As I said before, that’s all I’ll say. Though I do want to find out who you are and how exactly did you make such a guess? I haven’t posted anything beforehand on Tumblr or Facebook stating I’m attending SMC. It’s just a little strange that you messaged me as I was sitting...
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O T H E R/ N E W S
Just finished my first week of college. I have to say that I’m really digging it. Classes are great, teachers are amazing and the students are chill. That’s more than I expected. And I love how my professors constantly remind the class that they easily spot bullshit work. Makes me want to really step up my game.
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F U C K
I’ve been swearing a lot more than usual in my post. I can’t help it. “Fuck” is such a powerful word. It easily enhances any sentence. I dare say it’s the most powerful word in the English language.
Oh, and don’t lecture me about how there’s better words or there’s other ways. Get off your literary high horse you pretentious cunt. You’re simply a mechanical piece of shit conditioned to write in...
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M E M E / S
I’m gonna kill a bitch if I see one more stupid fuckin’ college meme on Facebook. What the fuck is up with this stupid fuckin’ trend? I don’t fuckin’ care about the inside jokes about your cunt college. I honestly don’t. I never gave anyone else’s college much thought until recently. Now I hope they all fuckin’ burn down. So you could shut the fuck up. I’m not fuckin’ kidding. I want these...
Anonymous asked: Where do you go to school? SMC?
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C H R I S T I A N S
Christians need to stop wasting they’re time going after homosexuals and instead go after people who lack decency, like Christians
Videogames always look so much more fun when someone else is playing.
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R A T / S
There are rats in the walls where you sleep. They’re waiting for the moment you give in to sleep. Sometimes they rub against your face to see how soft your skin is. They smell your hair and wonder if there’s any poison in the shampoo you use. Occasionally they’ll nibble on your fingertips, just to get a taste. If your soul is pure, they won’t harm you, and instead stand on your bed post all night...
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“Because your neighbor’s head was in my freezer.” I yawn”
– Patrick Bateman
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_P R I C K
I feel as if I’ve been missing out my while life. I have never ever been stung by a bee. Almost everyone I know has, ‘cept me. Obviously, it isn’t something people should get excited about. A tiny fuckin’ creature is stabbing you with its little prick that has a trace amount of poison. But it feels like an initiation right that every kid has to grow through. It’s...
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“I am vaguely touched by her almost total devotion to me. I can’t help but...”
– Patrick Bateman
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“She might actually like Barcadia… and if she doesn’t, what is the...”
– Patrick Bateman
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L I K E
I’m not a man of violence and nor do I condone it. But if I hear one more bitch say “like”, I am going to fuckin’ gut her. You stupid cunts, it’s called a dictionary. I’m not saying to memorize the whole fuckin’ book. You whores just need to add some variety to all the worthless bullshit you say.
Anonymous asked: Dear Alan, why dont you write anymore? I miss it. Please write soon. It'll give this site the bit of writing worth reading that it has been lacking. Sincerely, Your Stalker.
E Y E / L I D_S
Eyelids, why aren’t you heavy. It’s far past my bedtime. I’m not a kid anymore, but I wouldn’t mind if you dragged me to sleep.
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D I S G U S / T
Do you think your pillow likes you? Honestly, do you think it enjoys being smothered by your fuckin’ face almost every night. Not to mention all the times you drooled on the poor thing. Picture that shit. Not only is someone sleeping on you cause they fuckin’ feel like it, but they have also have the nerve to fuckin’ let saliva drool from their smelly ass mouth onto you. It makes...
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B O O B / S
I miss my girlfriend, I truly do. She’s my best friend and I need her company. Though at the moment, my dick really misses her too. Especially her boobs. My God, they’re great. Literally, a handful. I could spend all night all night biting, licking, nibbling and playing with those blouse bunnies. And I have.
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“We won’t destroy you, no, we will not destroy you”
– Dead Man’s Bones
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P O W E R
Someone should really give me total power over the weather. All spring I would make rain and have really cloudy days, but not too cloudy. In the summer it’d be hot, but not scorching fuckin’ hot like it is now and the night would be really warm, super comforting warm. It would snow EVERYWHERE in the winter. We all deserve to wake up to snow. And as for Autumn. Well, fuck. There...
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D O G_F O O D
Both my dogs should eat me alive. I’ve been a shitty owner and even shittier friend. They deserved far better. Sunny has a heart of gold. No matter badly I neglect him, he always runs to the gate whenever I come and wags his tail as much as he did the day I got him. Pepper, by far is the smartest dog I’ve seen. Untrained, yet manages to open the gate by himself, roam the streets...
johnnymilton asked: Your blog is amazing
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“The temptation to kill McDermott is replaced by this strange anticipation to...”
– Patrick Bateman
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“No I’m not,” I whisper to myself. “I’m a fucking evil...”
– Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
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M U R D_E R
If it was legal to kill one and only one person. How many people do you think would take advantage of that. Oh and it has to be with your bare hands. No weapons. Guns are for cunts. Melee weapons are fine if both parties have them. Back to what I was saying. Would most people go ahead and take another life. And who would it be and for what reason. Did they steal your love? Does their existence...
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S N O T_N O S E D / P U N K
Seeing all these post about Mulan reminds me of my kindergarten teacher. Ms. Tran, though it’s Ms. Roberts now seeing as she got got married. I’m not quite sure whether or not she was Chinese or Japanese. Anyways, after watching Mulan, I realized my teacher bared some resemblance to her. So for a good while I would actually call her Mulan or Ms. Mulan. She was pretty fond of me and...
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A M E R I C A N_P S Y C H O
Fuck, I hope my copy[book] arrives tomorrow. I got rid of my TV, PS3 and home internet. I really need something to keep me entertained until school starts. I’ve already read three other books this past week alone. I’m sure by far this will be the most interesting. Something about a guy killing, raping and committing acts of cannibalism fascinates me.
insearchofthesun asked: Sorry for assuming
Anonymous asked: You are my tumblr crush. & not because you post the shit I like the most, but because I just love everything you write & your "i don't give a fuck" attitude that goes a long with every post. I'm predicting you're the type to call me a slut or a whore or a cunt or some other belittling statement just for telling you this anonymously via Tumblr ask box, but fuck,...
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F O R / E X A M P L E
I hate when I fuckin’ say that. I fuckin’ hate when anyone else says “for example”. It grinds my fuckin’ gears to the fuckin’ max. I want to dig into my brain and dig out that stupid fuckin’ phrase. And if I had one wish, It’d be for those words, when used together, to literally be bleeped out whenever I fuckin’ hear or see them. That way I’ll never see or hear that stupid fuckin’ phrase ever...
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“All my life, I have walked the earth, always searching for that which will make...”
– Baal
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A I R P L A I N_S
There’s people above me. Hundreds of them fly over my head everyday and I’ve never given them much thought. All of them crammed in this big hunk of flying metal, soaring thousands of feet above my house.
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K I N G / O F / G R A P E S
My first grade teacher gave me a piece of paper one day and asked me to draw what I want to be when I grow up. I drew a man sitting on a throne made up of grapes. He carried a staff that was also made of grapes. Even his floor was made of grapes. I wanted to be the King of Grapes. Specifically the green ones.
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A G E
I don’t want to grow up. Grown ups are boring. They let life bring them down. I don’t want to be a teenager, especially the teenager of today. They’re bootleg adults. In such a rush to grow up and be empty. Too busy to even realize that they have their whole life to grow up. I don’t want to be a kid either. Too helpless as a kid. And I’ve already had the perfect...
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W O R D / S
Words words words. Words are nice. Words are fine. Use them to describe how you feel. Use them to describe what you’ve seen. Use words to comfort others. Use them them the inflict a type of pain that can’t be healed. Change the mind of the masses with words. Go down in history with the words you use. Find the right combination of words that’ll get you out of a sticky mess. Go to...
too-typical-i-guess asked: Your post said it man (the one about people), i mean i think we can all say we relate to this post whether we want to or not, but anyways do you ever think that the stupid people would ever recognize that they are stupid. Or that tthe ignorant people would ever know that they are ignorant? I mean if you know you are stupid, does that make you not stupid because you at least aknowledge something...
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People
The dumbest people in my life all happen to be the smartest.
Including myself.
We all think we’re as smart and clever as they get.
That almost no one knows as much as we do.
Our “intelligence” gives us the right judge and condemn society for their stupidity and constant failure because we know “the truth”.
We know how fucked up the world is and foolishly think we...
Anonymous asked: you're a complete cunt, sir. adele could give less of a fuck of what you think about her body size. she's making millions of dollars, and you? you're sitting behind a computer with a picture of some dude from an anime as your avatar. you're insanely cool, bro.
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I'm just gonna say it
Adele’s fat ass gets on my nerves. Call me shallow, but I’m just giving the honest to God truth. I have heard a song a two from her band and yeah, they’re not too bad. I never ever got annoyed at anyone for being a certain body size, but I saw her on TV doing an interview and she annoyed me. Her being fat just annoys me.
January 2012
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I never really used twitter. Though my girlfriend, who uses it occasionally, suggested we follow each other. Originally, I opposed this the sake of having space, but she obviously got her way. We both follow one another. Thing is, ever since we did so, she’s used it far less than she has before. I think because she knows I’ll read it. In all honesty, some of her tweets in the past,...
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These days
Tim Burton has as much talent as a twelve year emo girl. Honestly, his work is shit and his entire career has rode on the success of Nightmare before Christmas. Which people swear he did all by himself. Back in the 90’s, yeah, he did some pretty cool shit, but that ship has long sailed. Now, all his movies need Johnny Depp to prevent then from sucking. Straight up, simple as that.
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Earlier tonight, my girlfriend was telling me about this video she saw in which this guy used a flash mob at Disneyland to propose to his girlfriend. She was giving me the details about how it started, what they sang and how he proposed. Obviously, it was a grand gesture and one of the best ways to propose to someone, but I couldn’t help think to myself “damn, that chick must’ve...
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“I know you don’t want change, but nothing is ever what it use to be.”
– The Sound of Animals Fighting
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Old habits don't die
Nineteen years old and I still have the sad, pathetic habit of walking to the fridge and not seeing any food, but still returning five minutes later in the hopes that I might have over looked something.
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Broke and hungry. Ain’t no fuckin’ food to eat in this here house. No sir. I never had myself a wallet, but if I did, it’d be dry as an old women’s sour pussy. If you didn’t get that, it means I’m fucking broke. If you be to square to even get that, then you be one bitch, but I pity you. It means I has no money on me. I can’t go to the store and buy myself...