Adele’s fat ass gets on my nerves. Call me shallow, but I’m just giving the honest to God truth. I have heard a song a two from her band and yeah, they’re not too bad. I never ever got annoyed at anyone for being a certain body size, but I saw her on TV doing an interview and she annoyed me. Her being fat just annoys me.
Hi, hello, fuck you! I'm Alan, nice to meet you. What'd you say your name was??? Wow, that's a nice name. Oh, this is my blog. You see, i'm afraid that soon I'll be old and rotten, much like a fruit that's been left out in the sun. Not only that, but I'm certain most of my braincells will be gone by then. I know, this makes me sad as well. Not to worry, I'm documenting the thoughts in my head here, my own way of staying alive after death. though, I'm sure by the time I die, this site will be a fossil of the internet, meaning some, only a few will come across it. I don't mind, as long as it's out there.
