I hate when I fuckin’ say that. I fuckin’ hate when anyone else says “for example”. It grinds my fuckin’ gears to the fuckin’ max. I want to dig into my brain and dig out that stupid fuckin’ phrase. And if I had one wish, It’d be for those words, when used together, to literally be bleeped out whenever I fuckin’ hear or see them. That way I’ll never see or hear that stupid fuckin’ phrase ever again.
Hi, hello, fuck you! I'm Alan, nice to meet you. What'd you say your name was??? Wow, that's a nice name. Oh, this is my blog. You see, i'm afraid that soon I'll be old and rotten, much like a fruit that's been left out in the sun. Not only that, but I'm certain most of my braincells will be gone by then. I know, this makes me sad as well. Not to worry, I'm documenting the thoughts in my head here, my own way of staying alive after death. though, I'm sure by the time I die, this site will be a fossil of the internet, meaning some, only a few will come across it. I don't mind, as long as it's out there.
