Someone should really give me total power over the weather. All spring I would make rain and have really cloudy days, but not too cloudy. In the summer it’d be hot, but not scorching fuckin’ hot like it is now and the night would be really warm, super comforting warm. It would snow EVERYWHERE in the winter. We all deserve to wake up to snow. And as for Autumn. Well, fuck. There ain’t much to fall than getting chilly and shit. Yeah, I’d be great at controlling the weather.
Hi, hello, fuck you! I'm Alan, nice to meet you. What'd you say your name was??? Wow, that's a nice name. Oh, this is my blog. You see, i'm afraid that soon I'll be old and rotten, much like a fruit that's been left out in the sun. Not only that, but I'm certain most of my braincells will be gone by then. I know, this makes me sad as well. Not to worry, I'm documenting the thoughts in my head here, my own way of staying alive after death. though, I'm sure by the time I die, this site will be a fossil of the internet, meaning some, only a few will come across it. I don't mind, as long as it's out there.
