I’m not a man of violence and nor do I condone it. But if I hear one more bitch say “like”, I am going to fuckin’ gut her. You stupid cunts, it’s called a dictionary. I’m not saying to memorize the whole fuckin’ book. You whores just need to add some variety to all the worthless bullshit you say.
Hi, hello, fuck you! I'm Alan, nice to meet you. What'd you say your name was??? Wow, that's a nice name. Oh, this is my blog. You see, i'm afraid that soon I'll be old and rotten, much like a fruit that's been left out in the sun. Not only that, but I'm certain most of my braincells will be gone by then. I know, this makes me sad as well. Not to worry, I'm documenting the thoughts in my head here, my own way of staying alive after death. though, I'm sure by the time I die, this site will be a fossil of the internet, meaning some, only a few will come across it. I don't mind, as long as it's out there.
