The Terrific Thoughts & Idiotic Ideas of Alan G

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I feel as if I’ve been missing out my while life. I have never ever been stung by a bee. Almost everyone I know has, ‘cept me. Obviously, it isn’t something people should get excited about. A tiny fuckin’ creature is stabbing you with its little prick that has a trace amount of poison. But it feels like an initiation right that every kid has to grow through. It’s life, you know. You gotta suffer, and I didn’t.

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  1. too-typical-i-guess said: Neither have I, I’m curious but I am more scared than curious, so I’ll leave it at that.
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Avatar Hi, hello, fuck you! I'm Alan, nice to meet you. What'd you say your name was??? Wow, that's a nice name. Oh, this is my blog. You see, i'm afraid that soon I'll be old and rotten, much like a fruit that's been left out in the sun. Not only that, but I'm certain most of my braincells will be gone by then. I know, this makes me sad as well. Not to worry, I'm documenting the thoughts in my head here, my own way of staying alive after death. though, I'm sure by the time I die, this site will be a fossil of the internet, meaning some, only a few will come across it. I don't mind, as long as it's out there.
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